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you know when you're writing something and you really hate it and want to puke all over it and then burn it and then eat the ashes so you ne
1 in every 5 girls has gotten finger banged during a Fast & the Furious movie.
LOOK, I JUST DON'T THINK I COULD HANG WITH ANNE HATHAWAY, OKAY? I PROMISE I'M STILL A FEMINIST.
I basically have been PMSing non-stop since I was 12 years old.
first date conversation topics: the diary of anne frank, that time I drank four loko and thought my kidneys were failing, your first crush.
My roommates didn't get weirded out when I said "lets kill a box of wine, watch garden state and then kill ourselves" so it's gonna be ok.
When will I be good at being at parties ??
"My you are BEAUTIFUL! Really! You just took my breath away! I promise I'm not hitting on you, I'm a gay man but WOW!" - I still got it.
Lets lay in bed for the next three days and only eat mexican, pizza and watch arrested development and giggle giggle giggle
Had a realization in class today that I'm in fucking FILM SCHOOL just like my 10 year old self wanted me to be and HOLY SHIT.
Pardon me. I need to be alone with this burrito.
You're never too far from a white girl who's super into gangster rap.
My style could be described as "MILF"
teenage girls are absolutely terrifying
the hills are alive with the sound of my sobbing