Praying for insightful creative freshmen to join fashion club tomorrow...but any new members at all will do #occupyfashionclub 🙏

I followed @chasemit b4 he was a big time writer 4 Nikki and Sara live~

Sometimes I just scroll @chasemit's twitter and retweet a lot of things at once, but it's not creepy. It's not like I know where he lives...

That's true tho fat people are the nicest and happiest

Roisin told me she remembers when I was happy all the time and nice to everyone and I told her it was because I was fat

~1nspirayshun frum chezkuh~

Without her public humiliation of Brian over the summer, I would've never found the hilarious @melissastetten PRAIZE JEZUZ AND SOCIAL MEDIUH

Wish I actually listened to EDM so I could justify dropping $ on tickets (I'm just looking to get fucked up in my mermaid bra :/)

Literally my entire break activities can have "with my family" added on to the end

Honestly scared about the kind of shit the crazies will pull tomorrow

I love my boces girls😻

@teemaloney aren't they just miniature hashbrowns

@chasemit OMG U R GOD

“@uberfacts: Until the early 1800s, the slang term for balls was "twiddle-diddles."” ya babe dasit sh0w sum luv 2 da twiddle diddles too

Breaking News: My new drunk parody twitter obsession has commenced @bill_nye_tho IT'S THE FUCKING SCIENCE GUY

If you're naturally skinny but eat worse than the kids on half-ton teen, I don't want to hear you bitching about how gross fat people are

In the UK now they can have alcohol earlier, free/cheap college education for everyone and 'legal' sex after 14 #muricathebeautiful

I love it when @melissastetten does shit like fuck with headlines and remake sitcom plots #favoritemodel5eva

HAHAHAHHAHAA Im watching a couch commercial with sumo wrestlers what is my life

I don't even find @drunkbarney funny anymore, it's too repetitive #vulgarityisntalwayscomedy