hey you, commenting on someone else's ugliness: you just gave the world permission to notice how great looking you're not.

to my new followers: you had me at "non-religious".

pharmacist was spot on bout this hay fever remedy: it clears up your mind as well. i'm taking another1 to see what it does to my conscience.

the only reason why customer service in italy doesn't suck is because we don't have any.

the more the days go by, the more i realize i don't tweet, i typo.

a private account on twitter is equivalent to "the uploader has made this video unavailable to your country" on youtube. argh.

after seeing pix of men that are way more stylish than i happen to be, i've decided to take more risks. i don't promise any colors, tho.

please RT: urgent motor oil transfusion needed to keep the cynicism pumping.

#Hawking: "Today we know that helium & lithium were also primordially synthesized when the universe was about 200 seconds old." Me: "Well.."

word of the day: sapiosexual (n.) - a person who is sexually attracted to the intelligence of others.

dear void. please give me patience. for if you give me strength...

i hate to sound lame, but silence is the most undervalued thing.

if you want to know how knowledgeable, tolerant or open-minded a people is, go to the comments section of any newspaper, magazine or website

on a side note, it's the 21st century and we still can't report people on the grounds of blatant ignorance?

you know your country ain't going anywhere when the people wish they had the life & perks of the politicians they hate the most.

i'm this close to going on a crusade against motivational tweets. #justsaying

There are worse crimes than burning books. One of them is not reading them. --Ray Bradbury

my favorite imperatives are the ones ending with a question mark. unlearn to write much?

i unfollow people with kind, motivational tweets. i don't think i'd tell that to my therapist if i had one.

i'm skipping dalai lama's tweets. this can't be a good sign.