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I think Forstall and Sinofsky should start a company together. Metro tiles skinned in Xbox leather.
I'm actually getting really tired of TV commentators saying "white", "Asian", "black". They're all fucking Americans, if they can vote.
Happiness is a liberal, gun-owning half-Chinese guy eating Mexican food and finding his kangaroo-leather Aussie bush hat.
Life is awesome because you're alive. Don't you forget it.
Once again, bomb technician Mike defuses the microwave with one second left, saving the city.
Why does 88 degrees feel no different than 100? Thermometers should simply end at 85 with "fucking hot" scaling up to "WTF hot".
Awkward moments: When you don't know if you should be glad nobody saw your fly down for so long or sad nobody looked at your crotch.
Side effects of raising a toddler: you discover the "every time you masturbate god kills a kitten" pic came from the movie "Milo and Otis"
Gonna read the Steve Jobs biography the way he would've. On my iPad.