*dies* RT @mydwynter: *__* RT @rstevens: Hewlett-Packard should buy Etsy. I hear H.P. loves crafts.

So this happened. I laughed so hard I hurt my stomach. @wilw @annewheaton @sirwheaton pic.twitter.com/8ufmRNtW

@actionchick I just think people mostly hate change. When something changes mostly for the better, they focus on what they hate about it.

Fucking RIGHT? RT @milehighmilf: If no one likes pants why do we even wear them?

.@wilw www.somethingofthatilk.com/comics/39.jpg

@thatkenkeaton You know he charges less than that. Koreans are paying him now, and a $1 is too much for them!

. @vivicadelicious @codenamejac @luluattack RT @thatkenkeaton: I fucking love Australian women. So brash, a little violent, but pure sexy.

ROFL. RT @pafford: “@mikedrucker: Mitt Romney looks like the kind of President who would ban mutants.” I can’t argue with that….

@thehouseofwtf Husband says he likes them, then I told him the price. "I like them in the way that I like Ferraris..."

Anyone in PDX know of pet foster care, can take our 3 cats, or how to get 3 cats to a shelter w/ no car? @taradublinrocks @chibi_mike

IF YOU ARE UPDATING TO iOS 5: A 3200 or similar error means server is overloaded. Stop trying. Try again later. Please RT. #iostechsupport

RT @mordantkitten: If we have to have "creation science" taught in public schools, I demand we teach EVERY religion's creation story.

*squeak!* RT @jeffisageek: geek news... First Image From Walking Dead Season 2 http://bit.ly/lF17NM

This works. RT @countingku: @chibi_missy @bookish_bitch @mightygeek Laughter from motorboating boobs is the best medicine?

@milehighmilf But if you turn the fan off, then you'll be too hot even without the blankets and then you'll have to turn it back on!

So, I never realized how much space and flexibility of my uterus was taken up by the IUD. I feel less....bloated.

My cat is weird... pic.twitter.com/feJ7pT0xJi

@jeffparker Looks like 114 degrees.  http://support.apple.com/kb/ht2101  I thought it might have been around there but couldn't remember.

@milehighmilf AND YOU.

@milehighmilf Happy birthday to her!