Dance like you have health insurance. Sing like you have freedom of speech. Love like it's legal.

@osborneink @angryblacklady And I have to add, I've looked, and there are in fact NO JOBS in my uterus. So they need to stop with all that.

Oklahoma Rape Victim Turned Away From Hospital via @thatalexyarde http://t.co/CiQaWTKQ Thank you, Oklahoma, for taking us back to 1800.

Some new Daleks are red, Others are blue, No matter what type you meet, They'll exterminate you. #DalekPoetry #DoctorWho via @deathstarpr

@angryblacklady Dude, I'd make him jello shots if he asked. Michelle's invited, too. Coolest First Family ever.

A woman voting for the GOP is like a chicken voting for Colonel Sanders.

If this is a legal action, then why ban the press and sneak around when most people are asleep? #NYPD #OWS http://t.co/YBXwoM1J

I've noticed that men who are so blithe about rape are also TERRIFIED that all the gays want to surprise buttsecks them. @goangelo @txgdb

Dear White Guy Who's Sick of Hearing About Privilege, how about you work to eliminate it? #jackass @angryblacklady

Sometimes you go to jail to support a just cause. #ows But getting teargassed while being nonviolent? This is not the America I know.

Just woke up, learned that the NYPD is raiding #OWS and blocking the press. What i this, Soviet Russia?

@angryblacklady The problem is that some people never question what they hear/read, so you get people who believe #TP lies.

Dear Internet: Elves have no pubes. pic.twitter.com/1FHvMKdY via @deekymd

@dcdebbie It's true. I can't start the day without an abortion and a cup of coffee. #ronpaul

Yes, please. RT @dcplod Also, it takes two to make a baby. Can we also aim some of these anti-teen pregnancy ads at the boys, please?

Unrelated: Rand Paul can choke on a bowl of dicks.

Dear bigoted lady I work with:  http://www.dailykos.com/story/2013/03/21/1195740/-Dear-bigoted-lady-I-work-with … via @dailykos

Waitress Who Posted No-Tip Receipt From "Pastor" Customer Fired From Job  http://wp.me/p2L7Ik-Gs9q  via @wordpressdotcom

@angryblacklady @anibundel Fun fact: He actually caused them to have to rewash by drying with a towel. Many health code violations.

@sampuzzo @angryblacklady I think Gabby Douglas is beautiful, and if anyone wants to argue about it, they can meet me outside.