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What's less damaging to tell a child when they find your nipple clamps- the truth or that they're double roach clips?
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Cheerios box reads: 100% recycled paper. No wonder this tastes like shit.
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Back before I married guys kept asking, "Are you free tonight?" I was like, "No bitch. It's gonna cost you dinner".
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Today I put away all of my smokin' hot summer tops and humped them a little to let them know I'll really miss them.
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Solution to coffin storage problems- bury them empty in the backyard til you need them. The look on your neighbor's face will be priceless.
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I used to fantasize about sex. Now I fantasize about embedding the kids with an off switch.
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I want to thank you Walmart for selling coffins and discontinuing my favorite yogurt. Assholes.
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Ever notice that kids are a lot like shackles- only shackles are a lot less irritating and a lot less embarrassing in public.
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Pro Tip: When tranquilizing children with a blow dart gun, do not take a deep breath in when your lips are upon the mechanism.
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Nations new obsession with handwashing has mental health officals worried about an OCD epidemic.
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Ever notice that your umbrella is wherever you are not?
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It's all fun and games til he calls out "Frank" during sex.
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The best part of waking up . . . is going back to sleep. Be back later.
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I cannot emphasize this enough. For those of you in good health, do not take breathing through your nose for granted. That is all.
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Those kegels have really paid off. I'm now able to shoot my husband across the room with one good cough.
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9 yo going at her dad with tweezers, cuz in this family we got each others' back hair.
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Have to miss the Saints game to go to a baby shower and still sick.What's that capsule you take when you've fallen into enemy hands?Cyanide?
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Embarrassing moment: When gutting my house after Katrina, dad moved my mattress and my vibrator clattered to the floor and turned itself on.
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The best part of waking up, is Baileys in your cup.
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So, offering my body to you is my way of saying thank you for helping me reach 50 stars, but I'm running out of organs.Interesting conundrum
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