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I'm glad she thinks nothing tastes as good as skinny feels, 'cause my super skinny penís will blow her freakin' mind! AMIRITE, ladies! AMI??
There's a lot of ugly thoughts in my head tonight. No . . . wait. My bad. Forgot to turn down American Idol. We're good.
Returning home to a pile of bills ...
A) Open
B) Trash
C) Cry
D) Cruise Craigs List for a sugar daddy
E) All of the above
A) Open
B) Trash
C) Cry
D) Cruise Craigs List for a sugar daddy
E) All of the above
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The old cashier's leathery skin, low-cut shirt and smoker's cough tells me she'd led a rough life. My vomiting tells me I saw too much.
My naturally big hair makes me an unnatural fit for the Fire and Rescue Team but, my want to belong to something called FART is overwhelming
Nobody under the age of 16 is allowed in this Cancer Center, yet they're showing Shrek in the waiting room. Is the cancer not enough?
Corey Feldman revealed he won't be attending Corey Haim's funeral.
Wow, Starbuck's is really strict about days off, eh?
Wow, Starbuck's is really strict about days off, eh?
"One chicken, please. Yes, it is dinner. Ha! Yes, it is my night to cook. Ha! That's true, men are horrible! Ha ha! Stereotypes are fun!"
Its still light out and time to leave. Now the other drivers will see my hand gestures offering guidance to them.
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