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Tempted by the fruit of a nutter.

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If a tree falls in the forest, does this chainsaw make me look like I might have heard something?

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She who controls the automatic window locks and is gassy wields all the power.

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Holy Crap! I just found a $100 bill in this pocket. I hope the guy in front of me didn't need it to pay, cuz that'll sure slow the line up.

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This cold sucks. Now when I lick your avatars, I can't taste you at all.

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Know what this kid's birthday party needs? Beer pong.

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I'm feeling territorial tonight so I peed on Mr. Chiclet. What?! The dog was humping his leg.

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Cornered with this block of cheese, my only defense is:
THE CHEESE STANDS ALONE!

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Kids bickering lately?
There's a nap for that.

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Ooh that smell. Can't you smell that smell? The one who denied it supplied it.

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Who wants to play chest with friends? Wait. What?!

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The first rule of quiet game is you don't talk about quiet game.

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Me to my new doctor's nurse:
Look fucker, I can't reach self-actualization til I get my Xanax filled.

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Kids, you can't live with them; you can't let them out of their cage.

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OMG! I've got a third nipple. Wait. False Alarm. Gotta stop eating pancakes in the nude after my Ambien.

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I had buns of steel, but then I got my rockin' booty bronzed.

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The best thing about static in winter clothes- I get to electrocute people!

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I took a crap in your Farmville.

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One swallow does not make a summer, but it does make quite an impression.

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Never fails. The phone always rings when I'm on here.

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