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Was watching Man of Steel in the morning, dad saunters in, reads the title out loud before exclaiming, "They finally made a movie on me."
Good hair day today 'cos I have nowhere to be. 😑
"It's half past nowhere, everywhere."
Imran Khan needs another nap.
I think I heard my nephew stifle a sob while bidding his goat goodbye. Must. Keep. A. Straight. Face.
"I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend...if you have one."
— George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill
As soon as I'm done posting a tweet, at least five different improved versions of it present themselves to my brain.
Can you be a complete asshole and still be loveable?
Only if you're House.
Lost my pair of rose-tinted glasses at a very tender age. Student of Literature.
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