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Was watching Man of Steel in the morning, dad saunters in, reads the title out loud before exclaiming, "They finally made a movie on me."
Good hair day today 'cos I have nowhere to be. 😑
"It's half past nowhere, everywhere."
Imran Khan needs another nap.
As soon as I'm done posting a tweet, at least five different improved versions of it present themselves to my brain.
Can you be a complete asshole and still be loveable?
Only if you're House.
I don't mean to start a twiconflict but,
crunchy, wafery aalu parathas > greasy, heavy halwa puri.
Mum skyping with my 9 year old nephew: "Kaisay ho, meray future Air Chief Marshal?"
Him: "Nano, decide nae kia meinay abhi career."
Somebody teach me to be nice to unannounced guests. The displeasure shows all too clearly on my face.
Lost my pair of rose-tinted glasses at a very tender age. Student of Literature.
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