It's all down to clueless idiots in suits at the top and clueless idiots in tracksuits at the bottom. #londonriots

#bbcqt is turning into a farce. Are these really the main issues facing the country? What happened to the real questions???

3000 army soldiers and 25000 police officers are currently holding Paul McCartney back from coming on stage #closingceremomy

There you go...austerity does lead to growth! "London night buses see '50% crime rise"  http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-21013108 …

The finale is Piers Morgan being lowered into the Olympic flame. Just a rumour..feel free to spread it. #closingceremony

Today's Groupon is 90% of a Dinner With David Cameron. Bargain at £25,000 #CashforCameron

It will take an American national or journalist to get injured or killed, for the West to actually step up in #Bahrain (Sad but true)

This is incredible and shows the power of a child's imagination!  http://dvice.com/archives/2012/10/ethiopian-kids.php …

Take a break from your busy day & enjoy 3 minutes with us as we take you through the Great British countryside http://t.co/TRjsMoD4 (Pls RT)

Tweets are limited to 140 characters, so as to give @sarahpalinusa less room to express her thoughts. Fact

Don't use @uk2 for domain registration! They billed me for a domain and now turns out someone else had bought the same domain. No excuse

It really is so depressing to watch an audience full of people content with debating such meaningless questions. #bbcqt

Request on behalf of a Dutch placement student - anyone know any rooms for rent in London for 19 weeks? Please RT Thanks.

Not a fan of people who lie to me. Once that happens...there is no going back.

Just let Mo Farah run round the stadium for all two hours and it will be brilliant! #closingceremomy

If Melanie Phillips leaves London at 11.44am & Sarah Palin leaves Alaska at 7.45am, at what point do they meet and turn into Gay penguins?

Each time I hear a Nicole Scherzinger song, I pray that the Mayans are right about 2012.

Ever feel like the world is full of people messing things up, leaving others to fix problems they never created themselves? Yep

I wonder if Michael Gove punches himself in the face when he's alone? If not, he should. #bbcqt

When doing your taxes, if you use promo code 'TOPSHOP' at the checkout - you pay nothing. Right @sirphiiipgreen @ukcanticuts ? #demo2010