Web design is not Burger King (via @stephiefink)—how "having it (#graphicdesign) your way" screws you in the end. Listen to a professional.

things to look for when hiring a designer: http://www.mcwade.com/DesignTalk/

Kelly needs a copywriting job. RT @kelalea: Hey I just met you, & this is crazy, but you almost hit me, so watch where you're going, maybe?

"... I'm a graphic designer not a fine artist is bc when u give me a blank canvas I stare at it & then I start to drink." @chipkidd #HOWlive

I hope nobody's coined this term: Craftsterbating — to pin tutorials for crafts on @pinterest with no intention of ever making anything.

Fibally had @fongspizza. yum! need to come here when iqfm sober and when they jqveh crqab rangoon puzza.

@kathy_l hope you have an awesome rungasm. Like hookers, running shoes should give you more bang for your buck.

lol "The Final Countdown" is playing on the campanile at @iowastateu today. Almost finals week!

@barbabney why did all the cool bands have to tour when I was 10? hope that happens again!

@barbabney shut up, NIN did not tour with David Bowie! If that happens this year, AND Prince tours ... I can die happy.

@thrillcat lol yes pants not fitting is probably my favorite thing about that process. all in all, you and @lostabet are kicking ass.

@sewzinski related: @monsieurawesome might apply for a job in FL (cc @porkrind ) we can hang and do artsy stuff on the beach. ;)

I srsly wish I knew this 5-year diet / exercise masters degree existed when I did my ugrad @iowastateu  http://www.fshn.hs.iastate.edu/undergraduate-programs/diet-exercise/ … @iastate_cals

@edmoran77 @amandambarr @kray4cy @iowagrant @shandipants @thrillcat @nickvanberkum @sheena_g_o @scottsclone @lostabet OMG YES PROM.

I get a kick out of writing bad puns for recruiting headlines. I feel like it's the one place they belong, besides 50s advertising.

@oatmealbowl running should help you sleep. I don't sleep well when I don't exercise.

@oatmealbowl agreed-can't wait to see you Christine!

ditto! Can't wait! RT @oatmealbowl: Scored me 1 out of 125 tickets being sold to @blendretreat! Will I see you there???? #blendretreat

New (to me) Bang and Olufson turntable. #nowplaying Weezer. Thanks @thrillcat ! #vinyligclub  http://instagr.am/p/U7doKNhuVB/ 

@thrillcat nice! I slept in 30 minutes and was here at the same time as usual: 15 mins late.