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Hey what if we did a fairy tail movie but it's like dark and stuff
What's it called when you have a throat blister going into your ear and you want to set it in fire? Fox & Friends?
If we have a snow day tomorrow I'm eating all forty eight cupcakes by myself completely naked
All pilots have sex before they fly and if not that's when planes crash
Did you know moron is a palindrome?!
"Name and number please"
"Thirsty Ass Bitch, 69"
*realizes women are reading* but i've studied in depth how fucking and how female pleasure works, so i feel i can do pleasure on a woman
i don't know how to fuck
Just remembered my cab driver's name last night was Crumb and we talked about sex and he got very shy
failblog dot org called, they want a copy of your twitter archive
*looks into your eyes* i can see you love pleasure
what voice does everyone read dril tweets in
i love goop
bitch don't unplug my vibe
"I love cum" - President
i livetweeted it last year as the thrush new years eve crank party
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