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Private Tweets? ... Isn't that called email?
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What's the name of that new Microsoft search engine? ... I guess I'll have to google it.
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I will star any tweet I see with "nipples" in it. ... Including this one.
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Yesterday, a stemware store followed me after I put #wine in a tweet. Let's see what this does ... #humongous #johnson.
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Just reached 200 followers! I know that doesn't seem like a lot, but half are hot, scantily clad women! Woo Hoo!! Tweetup time!!
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When I redo my bathroom, I'm putting in a tub the same color as soap scum.
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Does someone have a list of the Twitter clique or "in-crowd" people I hear so much about? I need a mentor.
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Show me on this map of your commute to work exactly the point where you abandon all hope.
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Favstar Friends ... can't we all just get along ... at least until I hit the Leaderboard?
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Before Twitter, I used to spend all day talking to imaginary friends, and people thought I was crazy. But now .... What?
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If work was fun, they wouldn't have to pay us to do it.
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I wish you people would quit changing your avatars. It's confusing me. Unless you're a lady wanting to show more skin. Then it's OK.
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Is it ok to Fav your own tweets? Or would it make me look too needy?
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I got my first multi-star tweet yesterday! Thank you all ... my fans ... all 5 of you. (Watch out @Sween! I'm coming for YOU!)
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Thank God everyone I follow is as miserable as I am on Monday mornings. I couldn't take an irrationally happy person right now.
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I've given almost 10 times more stars than I have received. How about some "thank you" stars over here? It would be a nice gesture ...
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I look at my page on Favstar several times a day, as if I will suddenly become more popular. Like waiting for the PCH Prize Patrol.
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Bad news: Can't sleep. Good news: Twitter is pretty snappy at 3AM #sleepfail
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Do real men eat Brie? How about with beer? Lite Beer? (This cheese thing can be complicated.)
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I just checked whose Twitter lists I'm on. The names of the lists are funnier than my tweets.
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