all it takes is one of those space bar jokes and that's the last I'll see of you

In UT now but my heart will always be with Chicago & the House just passed our gay marriage bill!

Congrats to those it means the most too!!

I don't know if it's the pharmaceutical withdrawals or something but I just found myself bopping along with a Dave Mathews Band song. Oh my.

An optimist is somebody who goes, "Hey, maybe something nice will happen." Why the fuck would anything nice happen?

@jleboyer what is happening with your face. I don't know if I want to slap it or fuck it

It's good that puppies can't yell at you for that pile of trash thats been building on my desk since the last time I had a person in my home

if any girls out there are looking for a decently cute boy with a sweet puppy, I am available tomorrow




...fine, take just the puppy then

It's like they send a text, immediately walk to the other side of the house, and put the phone on silent for half an hour.

WHAT THE FUCK?!

I never post links but on Valentine's Day, Illinois could be the 10th state to legalize same sex marriage! Good luck!  http://www.cnn.com/2013/02/12/us/illinois-same-sex-marriage/ …

@wistfulblue I just love our little pet nickname that you have for me ;)

I have a big tv, a comfy bed, a netflix subscription and a case of sour heart candies, so, NO I won't be spending valentines day alone! duh!

all my best ones were from at least a year ago. you guys should probably just move along at this point.

her legs vibratin, now she messin up my sheets

got a fistful of hair, and a fistful of ass

she came first, I came last, roll tha grass

@jeffreyvanclea1 Thanks brother! One of the best decisions I've ever made on here! I'll be there for ya in the beginning up till the end man

this makes me a saaaaad panda

went on fb for some unknown reason this afternoon so I think I've had my fill of self loathing and repressed memories for the day...

I feel like the term "rocking tits" isn't utilized enough in today's society

@thetennisphenom happy birthday buddy

@handcuffgoddess mmmmmm!!

Was having a rough morning but then as I walked into the gas station they were playing "Be My Lover" by La Bouche and now I'm feeling better