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all it takes is one of those space bar jokes and that's the last I'll see of you
In UT now but my heart will always be with Chicago & the House just passed our gay marriage bill!
Congrats to those it means the most too!!
I don't know if it's the pharmaceutical withdrawals or something but I just found myself bopping along with a Dave Mathews Band song. Oh my.
An optimist is somebody who goes, "Hey, maybe something nice will happen." Why the fuck would anything nice happen?
It's good that puppies can't yell at you for that pile of trash thats been building on my desk since the last time I had a person in my home
if any girls out there are looking for a decently cute boy with a sweet puppy, I am available tomorrow
...fine, take just the puppy then
It's like they send a text, immediately walk to the other side of the house, and put the phone on silent for half an hour.
WHAT THE FUCK?!
I never post links but on Valentine's Day, Illinois could be the 10th state to legalize same sex marriage! Good luck! http://www.cnn.com/2013/02/12/us/illinois-same-sex-marriage/ …
I have a big tv, a comfy bed, a netflix subscription and a case of sour heart candies, so, NO I won't be spending valentines day alone! duh!
all my best ones were from at least a year ago. you guys should probably just move along at this point.
her legs vibratin, now she messin up my sheets
got a fistful of hair, and a fistful of ass
she came first, I came last, roll tha grass
this makes me a saaaaad panda
went on fb for some unknown reason this afternoon so I think I've had my fill of self loathing and repressed memories for the day...
I feel like the term "rocking tits" isn't utilized enough in today's society
Was having a rough morning but then as I walked into the gas station they were playing "Be My Lover" by La Bouche and now I'm feeling better