I wonder if TSA has a problem with Nike+ microchip in my shoes.

Thanks for remaining a follower even when I tweet a lot about a subject of which you may have zero interest.

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This is a tremendous speech by the President.

Yes but what about Guam… lol

I really really like sports. But I honestly get super depressed when my team loses big games. So much so it makes me distance myself.

Wow, Romney really comes off as a jerk cutting off the moderator over and over again. #debates

Geno Smith is really helping his case for Heisman today!

Great coffeeshop trick to get lingerers out when you are closing shop: turn off wireless router 20 minutes before closing. Act clueless.

@erinscafe you should... MUST... Go to Ben's Chili Bowl and get a chili half smoke. Mmmmmm

@bhyphen check out what @mejumojo's bf found under our table when we were at Happy Hour: someone's hopeful rap career. http://t.co/LLY04hmr

Finally got to happy hour with @mejumojo and Sam! Fish tacos and Guinness rock.

A strong midwestern wind through the leaves reminds me of the sounds of the ocean. http://t.co/v11gi23Y

Dinner at Benvenuto's. Then off to see Avengers Assemble at AMC.

I'm disappointed in you North Carolina.

At 'The Barbershop' watching sports center. Dropped wife off at spa for massage. Great brunch at Sardine with the always awesome @mejumojo!

Great! Brunch this Saturday at Sardine with the wife and @mejumojo !

I miss all the coffee, pastries, and chats with @mejumojo

Is it bad i kinda want this? http://t.co/gIvY6GAJ

Siao pao: breakfast of champions (even when it's for an after-work snack.)