gonna get so much hate for this, but I really don't see the attraction of Benedict Cumberbatch?

@cathiannucci @twittom_tom @vincestinybitch Tal, you should just make us all into zombies and we'll play sports like on shaun of the dead ok

@seruvialbrookes - "I've got 99 problems.. But Another one would make 100."

Nerhhhh merh ferce is merltinggg errr dermernterrr gert aweryaweyyy

My hands have become so cold that I can't feel them. Dad, I think you should turn the heating on now.

@seruvialbrookes @_phoebo http://t.co/htfJjaTh

@rabid_snail @vincestinybitch http://t.co/XLAi1sah vodka gummy bears! :')

@vincestinybitch "Um, excuse me.. That's my ham.."

had to order my dad a new pair of crocs for fathers day, kill me :)))))

@tinybitofbanter good, faggot

mum said i had a 'strong character' this mornin wot u sayin mum

and jack and rose will make it to new york and get married and have babies together

fucking hate everything.

Wot omg why did my iPod autocorrect hayfever to gay fever lmao

Feelin groovy listening to daft punk at 8 o clock on Monday morning

@myxomatosissss here's a picture of a golden retriever wearing a cowboy hat to cheer you up pic.twitter.com/2gVBjW0hV4

you know that great sense of achievement you get when you complete a load of revision and remember everything? I don't.

@tinybitofbanter 3rd one across in the second row looks like golum. pic.twitter.com/ILbkSHXyAV

@myxomatosissss YES

Someone do the harder, better, faster, stronger dance with me GAWD