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PETS R VEGAN IN PORTLAND.
Went to a black friday sock sale, I guess this explains my priorities in life.
Omg, I just puked up green flem from my cold and it was really gross but also amazing to ralf flubber.
David Duchovny is a dream land.
"please tell me it was that molly soda bitch, I need another reason to hate her hairy armpits." - text I sent
When yr old drug dealer posts weird shot on yr fb wall.
So a client of mine makes these wedding bands we were looking at on etsy - seriously what are the chances! #smallworld
"Haha, I just gave ---- a Bj on the greyhound!! Lol" #textijustrecieved
Today im subsiding on caramel squares and mcdicks, I owe it to myself.
Some chick just fell over on the bus and for once it wasn't me!
Love sucks. #truth
im pretty sure i just tried to quit my job and got more hours, more responsibility and more money..? #how
Finding new and exciting ways to fuck up life daily!
having brushed teeth and had coffee i can't figure out why my mouth tastes like shitty chop suey. #christmasdinsbacktohaunt