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Jessica Leandra got more famous from being a racist moron than when she pouted for cameras in her knickers. Oh the irony.
It's International Talk Like A Pirate Day! QUICK! Teach me some Somalian!
Everyone thinks that girls dream about finding the perfect guy. In fact, it's every girl's dream to eat without getting fat.
No, Google image search, we do NOT display Edward Cullen when I am searching for Christopher Walken. DO YOU WANT THE UNIVERSE TO IMPLODE?
Why enable comments on news sites? It's like reading a newspaper in a room filled with racist morons. Allow me to formulate my own opinion.
I'm not sure if I can play Bad Piggies. Angry Birds has preconditioned me to hate them. I guess I must learn to forgive. Deep, Rovio.
I'm pretty sure the apocalypse's four horsemen and the four books in the Twilight series are related.
The only difference between a blogger and a novel writer is that their rejection letters are instantaneous.
Tis better to have loved and unfollowed than never to have followed at all.
If our tweets are going to be censored, please can we convince government that the Kardashians are a threat to the country?
The temperature in this boardroom is set to "thank God for padded bras".
"Hey, you're walking... Cute. I do it better! Lemme dash in front of your legs and show off my sweet ninja skills" - Cats everywhere.
NO TWITTER! One does not send tweets to Facebook. Close friends and family do not care about my thoughts as much as random people do.
Anyone looking to rent in the Parktown North/Parkhurst area? Preferably in June? New roomie + tenant for cottage required.
Reconsider your pets names, you might be screaming it in the road when they run off, as demonstrated by neighbour... "Porkchop? Porkchop!"
Fantasist. Egoist. Machiavellianist. Bloggist. Narcissist. Exhibitionist. Greatest.