Jessica Leandra got more famous from being a racist moron than when she pouted for cameras in her knickers. Oh the irony.

It's International Talk Like A Pirate Day! QUICK! Teach me some Somalian!

@helenzille If you were trapped with your peers at parliament for weeks without food, who would you eat first? #askhelenzille

Everyone thinks that girls dream about finding the perfect guy. In fact, it's every girl's dream to eat without getting fat.

No, Google image search, we do NOT display Edward Cullen when I am searching for Christopher Walken. DO YOU WANT THE UNIVERSE TO IMPLODE?

Why enable comments on news sites? It's like reading a newspaper in a room filled with racist morons. Allow me to formulate my own opinion.

#YOLO (You only live online)

I'm not sure if I can play Bad Piggies. Angry Birds has preconditioned me to hate them. I guess I must learn to forgive. Deep, Rovio.

Look everybody, @garymeyerza and @jessicamcd are getting married http://t.co/eR5Uuc3u

I'm pretty sure the apocalypse's four horsemen and the four books in the Twilight series are related.

The only difference between a blogger and a novel writer is that their rejection letters are instantaneous.

Tis better to have loved and unfollowed than never to have followed at all.

If our tweets are going to be censored, please can we convince government that the Kardashians are a threat to the country?

The temperature in this boardroom is set to "thank God for padded bras".

"Hey, you're walking... Cute. I do it better! Lemme dash in front of your legs and show off my sweet ninja skills" - Cats everywhere.

We ranked above the US and the UK in terms of gender equality! I feel empowered :)  http://huff.to/WIyO8N 

NO TWITTER! One does not send tweets to Facebook. Close friends and family do not care about my thoughts as much as random people do.

I wish you all a good morning and if not, I attached a picture of a puppy to help it along. #Boo http://t.co/fLyzQa6k

Anyone looking to rent in the Parktown North/Parkhurst area? Preferably in June? New roomie + tenant for cottage required.

Reconsider your pets names, you might be screaming it in the road when they run off, as demonstrated by neighbour... "Porkchop? Porkchop!"