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News websites: I CAN READ. I DO NOT WANT A VIDEO.
Every time I see the name "Mitt Romney" written, I say it in my head the same way "Matt Damon" is said in Team America. It seems right.
A friend of mine needs help. He's disabled, and has been through a year of medical misery. Do disability welfare advocates exist? Pls RT.
It does make me giggle. Tonight a fat mixed race woman, a refugee and a ginger all won gold. Can't wait to see tomorrow's papers.
Next time you watch an advert on TV, try to imagine the pitch from the ad company to the client, and the client saying "Yes! Sounds great!"
Anyone seen Emeli Sande yet?
If you receive a DM saying "Someone said this real bad thing about you in a blog...." with a link. It's a phishing link.
Dear Twitter, I'm looking for a 125cc motorbike. Either a YBR, CG, or CBR. Do you or someone you know want to sell theirs? Can you help?
I sometimes wonder why didn't I do all this fitness stuff in my 20s? Then I realise I did loads of sex & drugs in my 20s. Question answered.
Aahhh Muswell Hill. Where if you don't have your head stuck up your postchildbirth vagarse you're not a real woman.
Occasional massive idiot. Sweats a lot. Bends a lot. Loves cats unconditionally. Shape-shifter; limbic revisionist. Tough Mudder Finisher 2013.