@cholmes96's most faved Tweets...
Today is my dad's 80th birthday. I bought him a GPS because he gets lost, but he felt insulted and returned the gift. Then he got lost.
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Know what's more alarming than when your Mom friends you on FB? When your daughter follows your tweets. What have I done?
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OMG people! I cut my bangs too short last niight. Now I have to go to work looking like a surprised 3 year old.
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Chicago should have it's own continget in the parade. Our winter sports are shovelling, pothole slalom and political corruption.
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Thinking Prez should turn Clunkers for Cash into a reality show, like Deal or No Deal, where they offer $$ for husbands, houses, kids, shoes
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I'm begging my sons - never put me in one of those nursing homes where they drug you. I'll drug myself, thank you.
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I left my iPhone on my bed today, and was overjoyed to find it 10 hours later, so pls excuse me if I overtweet.
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I love having my kids home for Rosh Hashanna. Especially when everyone starts arguing, poking, name-calling.
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I sent a snotty reply to my boss, AT WORK. Oh no, I'm starting to think everything is Twitter, with stars for snappy comebacks. FML.
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