cris collinsworth is one my favorite awful football announcers he just said "he loves seeing football players strap one on"

ever since i started questioning a democrat supermajority, everyone thinks i'm an obama-hating republican. i'm not! i hated the repub. ...

I just helped #ALLin4Jack how about you? He's a fellow filmmaker from Chicago & the poor guy is going blind! http://t.co/kL6z8HKS

Here's 1 of the orcas spotted by the @aquariumpacific whale watch this afternoon! Catalina in the background too. :-) http://t.co/DtJSOvwy

Read all the reviews! “@robdelaney: Hilarious real hotel review I just found: http://t.co/EBo5zMrg (It's 2nd from top; "NOT SAFE FOR DOGS")”

Sometimes I see a blurb about how the NBA season still isn't happening & I remember how much basketball I wouldn't have watched anyway.

ZOMG! I can't sew, so I need some help. Who wants to turn my old jeans into some whale toys??? @obizuth perhaps? http://t.co/huS0jnFT

RT @novaris: Wild lemur spotted in Calabasas.: http://bit.ly/M0WZt

I wish Beyonce was a boy so she'd quit whining while singing

Damn it, that was impressive you Red Wing bastard. LEAVE CHICAGO ALONE! *dramatic sob*

I'd really like to see a battle between Chick Norris and the Dos Equis guy

Also confirmed my suspicions that this "Kings" is distantly related to the Crossgen Comics series.The giant neon Crossgen sign gave it away.

By the way, it's not fair that a 1 year old can wear a shirt that says "I Heart Boobs" & be "cute", but I do it & I'm a pervert.

have decided that Joaquin Phoenix's rapper persona is just that - he's playing a character ala Borat aka Sacha Baron Cohen

@lindseyfay for real?! i know i'm just an internet friend but, congratulations!