Here's that Nasri story Darren was talking about earlier: http://t.co/r8EWXsE "Samir Nasri was snubbed by United after he broke promises."

Yes please! RT @james_heneghan_: A possible Champions League group: Barcelona, AC Milan, Manchester City, Dortmund. Love to see that.

City miss their best CD and captain for six weeks; 15 points behind. United miss their best CD and captain for six months; lose title on GD.

The difference in the size of the squads... RT @guardianjamiej: #mufc v #scfc teams plus subs pic.twitter.com/nv4sfhG3

#Buttner4President. RT @forevruntd: WTF? Buttner spoiling Kagawa ;) http://t.co/p7rfvF4Z

Good to see Liverpool have *finally* put the whole Evra/Suarez debacle behind them with good grace: http://t.co/Aw1JhYaa #keepdigging

Dalglish (9/2/12): "From Luis' point of view, we have spoken to him and I know he will shake the hand of Patrice Evra."

If there is truly justice in this world, the same people calling for Blatter's head (rightly so) will get stuck into Gus Poyet tomorrow.

Rooney elbows someone; Armageddon. Carragher horror tackles Nani; people question photographic evidence of Nani's injury. Fuck you, world.

Wow. RT @petejenson: Casillas out of both United games broken hand says @sportyou #mufc

AC Milan's austerity program looks more painful than Greece's.

RT @filippomricci: The BBC says Muamba breathe by himself. Little good news

I'm sure it means friendship in South American countries... RT @suttonnick: Tuesday's Sun back page http://t.co/HMdnXFgN

Haha, if ever one look had 'P45' written all over it... http://t.co/xMj46ML

Seems as though it's confirmed that Ryan Tunnicliffe has indeed gone to Peterborough on loan with Wootton: http://bbc.in/iFqvXz #mufc

I would also like to congratulate the FA for putting up a valiant fight this season. You tried your best but in the end, we still prevailed.

Those wondering why Bebe isn't in the reserve team tonight, he's out with the lads! http://twitpic.com/4tr5dh (http://bit.ly/lL0lKW) #mufc

#VivaRonaldo RT @laliga_news: Cristiano Ronaldo: "Mascherano wasn't like this in Liverpool. He learned all the cheating tricks in Barcelona"

FA deliberately pressure Lee Mason into doctoring match-report to make punishing Rooney easier? Why am I not surprised? http://bit.ly/dG9Glr

Kolarov is a painfully bad defender & as quick as he is Welsh. Balotelli is supremely talented, but as mad as a brush in a cloakroom of mops