THAT'S IT, SHUT DOWN THE WORLD, WE'RE DONE HERE http://t.co/XXQS0tlM

Learning Vim? Try this handy cheat sheet. http://t.co/M7U4btGO

Dear Americans: A spoiler from your technologically-advanced European friends: video phone calls are utterly underwhelming.

Wish me luck with my YouTube copyright dispute! http://t.co/6C7CPx9O

Just saw a bee helping another bee that was tired. Bees are great.

I'll never understand why they go through all the money and effort of printing tables of random numbers and affixing them to every bus stop.

"Look, Prince William is getting married. He's the same age as you, Christopher." I'M SORRY FOR LETTING YOU DOWN SO BADLY, MOTHER.

For months now I have been hiding secret messages in the two extra worksheets I get sent with every Excel spreadsheet. No bites yet.

A human being actually sat down and wrote the line "Thank you for being part of the Domino's email experience."

Driving brings out my passive-aggressiveness something terrible. http://twitpic.com/278tru

Very satisfying evening: our free One Click Orgs service is now available to the public. Go check it out: http://www.oneclickorgs.com/

My dreams never lie, so be alert at Apple's next media event for the robots chanting "YOU SUCK" as they fry onlookers with their laser eyes.

Best. Serving. Suggestion. Ever. http://flic.kr/p/8FM6cW

Opening Google and forgetting what you wanted to search for is the new standing in the kitchen wondering what you came there to get.

"CAR CAR HAT CAR FUNK FUNK. HAT FUNK FUNK CAR HAT HAT FUNK." -- a Jamiroquai retrospective, by @davidmear.

"Oh, all this computer stuff comes so naturally for you." No it doesn't. I just spent twenty years learning about it.

NOPE http://t.co/4si2AP63

DID YOU KNOW the whitespace in the FedEx logo contains a hidden semicircle? It represents my mouth upon seeing their handling charges.

All these people talking of revamping education to make more entrepreneurs seem to forget that with every Jobs you also need a Woz.

Went to put a tea bag into a mug, and realised I was trying to put a mug into another mug. God.