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My neighbors need less cowbell. Seriously, much less cowbell. Less bongos and maracas as well. #ybor #crazyneighbors #santaria
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At the saddest place on earth, a bingo hall. It smells like tiny balls and desperation.
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I just ate a day old, reheated Egg McMuffin. I has been nice knowing all of you. Please get someone good to speak at the funeral.
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Is it wrong that I wanted to punch the 12yo sitting next to me at lunch today because he had a nicer phone than me? It didn't feel wrong.
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Oh look, it's "Mother Fucker I Need A Damn Beer O'Clock."
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Working from home today. T still having some trouble recovery from Fridays shots. Wish someone would shoot me to get rid of this headache.
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Jimmy Carter Gives a Big "Eff You"; to the Baptist Church, for Equality's Sake - http://shar.es/dBWM
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@hurtling Happy Birthday. Pretty sweet you get a parade of drunks for your b-day.
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Kraftwerk. The band that launched a thousand German stereotypes.
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AMEN! RT @blankslate: I love that I have to pay more taxes so that a church that despises me can pay no taxes.
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I just became the mayor of this sofa.
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Is that Soap Magic dispenser the most amazing thing ever or what?

I'm asking for my OCD.
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Thanks you all for helping me through this past year. Each & every one of you in some way have held me up when I was falling. Happy 2010!
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3 more days & this shitty year & even shittier decade are GONE! If I can just make it through those 3 days w/o shooting someone, I'm golden.
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Um I get called that a LOT. RT @FakeAPStylebook: Use "quirky" to describe potentially dangerous crazy people that you don't want to upset.
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RT @tricyclemag: "Nothing ever goes away until it has taught us what we need to know." Pema Chodron
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