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I bet Rudolph turned into a giant douche bag after that one Christmas
Sleeping is nice because you're not actually dead and you're not awake...so it's really a win-win situation
If there's anything I've learned it's that the bad parts in life eventually fade, and if you let them, the good parts only get better
What if Liam Neeson was in Game of Thrones? How awesome would that be?!
"I don't need a thinner phone, I need a tortilla chip that can support the weight of guacamole."
Asked my dad why there is a dead deer in the back of his truck. He said "it must pay for it's sins." Ok, Art...
I'm not a robot, I'm cylon
Seriously kids, I know it's college but your parents made you shower and wear deodorant for some pretty good reasons
a rural county in Ireland legalized drunk driving. Surprise, surprise...