I love how the Muslim/Arabic version of "hello" is literally "may peace be upon you" yet some ignorant people think "they're all terrorists"

If Java had true garbage collection, most programs would delete themselves upon execution.

iPad Ad: Watch a newspaper, take a classroom anywhere, see a phone call, touch the stars.

Android Tablet Ad: CATS AT 4G SPEEDS! (seriously)

pretty sure that "#blamethemuslims" is only still trending because everyone keeps asking why it's trending

LEAKED: URLs for iOS 5 betas, new Lion developer preivew, iCloud beta, and more! (NOT A JOKE) • http://t.co/Eus1v0G

first thing you should do when you install Lion:

1. open Applications > Utilities > Terminal
2. type "chflags nohidden ~/Library"
3. enter

why doesn't the iPad 2 have a thunderbolt port? oh, that's right, the iPad 2 is fucking thinner than a thunderbolt port.

there are people who think sandy hook was either fake or a false flag operation to impose new gun laws.

stop the world I want to get off.

fave this tweet. testing something.

EXCLUSIVE: Video preview of iOS 5 • http://t.co/gE3puKR

want to help @chronicdevteam pwn Apple even if you don't have any special skills? read on! • http://t.co/EMjYGcgt

for those asking: if you have an AT&T-locked iPhone, email me at will@chronicwire.com with your IMEI and I can unlock it for just $35

weird bug on iPhone 3G http://t.co/7GYEALoy

I love that "2012 iOS Jailbreak Dream Team" is actually credited on Apple's page here • http://t.co/p2F7VH2d

looks like the death of some crackhead that nobody cares about is obviously much more important than the death of 92 innocent people

apple should make a copy of that Samsung Galaxy S3 commercial except when the guy says he loves his S3 everyone starts laughing hysterically

press: apple is on a decline this is a failure just a small upgrade nobody likes it

apple: I can't hear you over the billions we're making

The 12 Best Reasons To Jailbreak Your iPhone (looks like @chpwn got a shoutout or two) http://t.co/T63o5jv via @businessinsider

sign this if you believe you should have the freedom to do as you wish with a mobile phone that you own (please RT!) •  http://wh.gov/yA9n 

someone needs to go to WWDC wearing a shirt that says "LODSYS CEO AND PROUD INSTALLOUS USER ALSO I OWN A XOOM AND LOVE IT"