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I love how the Muslim/Arabic version of "hello" is literally "may peace be upon you" yet some ignorant people think "they're all terrorists"
If Java had true garbage collection, most programs would delete themselves upon execution.
iPad Ad: Watch a newspaper, take a classroom anywhere, see a phone call, touch the stars.
Android Tablet Ad: CATS AT 4G SPEEDS! (seriously)
pretty sure that "#blamethemuslims" is only still trending because everyone keeps asking why it's trending
first thing you should do when you install Lion:
1. open Applications > Utilities > Terminal
2. type "chflags nohidden ~/Library"
why doesn't the iPad 2 have a thunderbolt port? oh, that's right, the iPad 2 is fucking thinner than a thunderbolt port.
there are people who think sandy hook was either fake or a false flag operation to impose new gun laws.
stop the world I want to get off.
fave this tweet. testing something.
for those asking: if you have an AT&T-locked iPhone, email me at email@example.com with your IMEI and I can unlock it for just $35
looks like the death of some crackhead that nobody cares about is obviously much more important than the death of 92 innocent people
apple should make a copy of that Samsung Galaxy S3 commercial except when the guy says he loves his S3 everyone starts laughing hysterically
press: apple is on a decline this is a failure just a small upgrade nobody likes it
apple: I can't hear you over the billions we're making
someone needs to go to WWDC wearing a shirt that says "LODSYS CEO AND PROUD INSTALLOUS USER ALSO I OWN A XOOM AND LOVE IT"
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