Say what you will about farmers, but a lot of them are out standing in their field.

Cleanses don’t work until you say, “I’m on a cleanse” to ninety people.

I’m willing to bet that my little brother is the only 13 year old with De La Soul on his iPod. #bigbrothertheory

Just got a thumbs up from a guy on a segway, so fuck your whole family!

They better bring the cup to Jumbo’s. #gokings

I have a notebook that's half D&D spells, and half rhymes about stuff. #justsayin

@whadatboynameis yo definutly kiep yeR bowner way from my toofpast

@freak_jam I'm going home  http://vine.co/v/bJZDqa02LWD 

I’M ALL FULL OF COFFEE AND POTENTIAL!!!!

Rt if you don’t think I’m at Waffle House

Someone get these teef out my dong!!! pic.twitter.com/RqMxj9Iq

Cashews everything around me.

Probably the most mind blowing episode of any podcast I've ever listened to: http://t.co/1bJfBvS4 @duncantrussell

Anybody wanna earth?

Add a little funk to the brain.

Is the WNBA ok?

Is it true that if you spill paprika, you have to tongue kiss your uncle? Also, is this guy really my uncle?

Only change we'll ever get is on
Facebook.

I hate to make blanket statements, but all feather down comforters are awesome.

If I don't eat this cake, who will?