Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
Say what you will about farmers, but a lot of them are out standing in their field.
Cleanses don’t work until you say, “I’m on a cleanse” to ninety people.
Just got a thumbs up from a guy on a segway, so fuck your whole family!
They better bring the cup to Jumbo’s. #gokings
I have a notebook that's half D&D spells, and half rhymes about stuff. #justsayin
I’M ALL FULL OF COFFEE AND POTENTIAL!!!!
Rt if you don’t think I’m at Waffle House
Cashews everything around me.
Anybody wanna earth?
Add a little funk to the brain.
Is the WNBA ok?
Is it true that if you spill paprika, you have to tongue kiss your uncle? Also, is this guy really my uncle?
Only change we'll ever get is on
I hate to make blanket statements, but all feather down comforters are awesome.
If I don't eat this cake, who will?