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First hot guy to buy me slice of life wins a blow job.
VD DOES NOT STAND FOR VALENTINES DAY IT STANDS FOR VENEREAL DISEASE
It hasn't even been a month since I was last home and I'm already homesick #marylandrules #imissmyfriends #mdboysarebetter
Puppies over everything, puppies on my mind.
So I was gonna be Casey Anthony for Halloween this past year, when I should have been CAYLEE Anthony! #somuchmoreoffensive
Can you die from bronchitis...?
1: go to a hot friend's Facebook. 2: click on their tagged pictures. 3: hit the left arrow to go to their very first picture. 4: laugh.
RIP lil kim!
I have yet to meet a guy in a frat who is actually hot.
Tights under shorts = acceptable. Leggings under denim shorts = nope sorry try again.
Drunk reading is intense as shit!