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Woke up, ate a bratwurst, rode my bike 40 miles. #RAGBRAItraining
The suck is piling up...
Chicago took my car. I just got it back. That was not cheap.
"When your mom and I go on a trip it's like the Clampetts meet the Three Stooges." #shitMYdadsays
Apparently a greasy $13 airport bacon cheeseburger is a great hangover cure. Now for a bumpy 3hr nap. Screaming babies - no extra charge.
Well, that happened.
I just got ditched for Hugh Hefner. No joke.
I just talked to a bird. (Tweeted?) The people at this cafe laughed at me.
Whoa! It's warmer in Ames, IA than L.A. - in November?!?!