@hurriicaneirene Your week has been a real blowfest. #FollowMeIrene

....unless we get @alexbayless to 10K followers by dawn. Ignorance is the only excuse. #AmericasNextTopBayless

Congrats to @lil_iffy deemed "Best Show" and @katieandthebds deemed "Biggest Surprise" in @knoxmusictoday's November Challenge!! #WinWinWin

It's like The Omega Man, but Pauley Shore plays EVERY CHARACTER. #BadFanFiction @mypolishface

In honor of today's big show in New York, @lil_iffy unleashes new, powerful track 'Blood and Treasure' tinyurl.com/BloodAndTreasure #Crucio

OMG NO. PLEASE DON'T DIE, @rickyrozay!!!!!

As focused as @metropulse is on candidate fashion, I'm surprised they haven't openly aligned with young, hot, probable-mayor @alexbayless.

Are you tired of evil republicans? Are you tired of limp wristed democrats? @alexbayless is ALWAYS TIRED. #Mayless4Bayor

It's #FF and if you pretend to be on twitter and aren't following @alexbayless then just go die. Go on.

Welfare Lady. #WhiteTrashMovies @mypolishface

While peeing in the White House, Forrest notices there's blood in it and he thinks of Jenny. #ForrestGumpDeletedScenes

Jorah friendzone meme for life. #gameofthrones

Ironic or intentional? First song by UT BAND TODAY IS "Separate Ways." #Vols

(Tasteful omission of local hipster girl's name) looks like if Mama Fratelli fucked a clown.

The adventure of a lifetime. #Wandtour

"I ONLY DID ONE THING, BUT YOU FUCKING LIKED IT" - Matthew Broderick. #SuperbowlAds

Episode I in 3D! Same diarrhea milkshake, but this time you ACTUALLY get to drink it.

How about DijereeDON'T. #BarleysRightNow @alexbayless

10 jam bands called: they want their hand drums back. #BarleysRightNow #Haterade

Senryu receives #2 on Knoxville.com's "Album of the Year" list for the second straight year! PUT YOUR #2'S IN THE AIR! http://t.co/CjmLXLom