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@mecreature Ah yeah. That Visine commercial feels like they were stoner-baiting a bit.
It would be way more adorable how people in Seattle shit their pants when it's sunny if they didn't forget how to drive every time it rains.
I think I found my spirit animal. It's a slug plowing face-first into a piece of shit, in case that was unclear. pic.twitter.com/cV1ifNEx
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