Me and @mysteryball58 will begin taking bets on when Dodger fans will leave. It's a trick though, most just arrived.

Library files Batman comics in the non-fiction section. Ipso facto, Batman is real. THIS. CHANGES. EVERYTHING.

Watch Spider-Man literally fly out of CC Sabathia's butt.: http://t.co/qczJjdzt

Oh, you think the darkness is your ally? You merely adopted the Darkness. I was born in it, molded by it…" #SUPERBOWL

Pretty sure the Blue Jays are my favorite AL team next year. Knuckleballer, fastest working pitcher, and guy who hits home runs with a beard

America's falling behind in education, technology, AND baseball? Not cool.

Thank god for the national anthem otherwise I never would have heard David Archuleta live.

Holy poops. RA Dickey was second behind Cliff Lee in % of pitches in the zone. He's a knuckleballer for cripes sake.  http://bit.ly/X9SYnJ 

This is just a reminder that no matter who wins tonight, we'll all be dead one day and no one will remember us. #sportsfacts

Thanks to an incredible outpouring of support, we have just topped $3,000 for Doctors Without Borders. Thank you to everyone.

Well, looks like Billy Beane and his team of computers failed to write an award winning screenplay.

The Astros are baseball's version of a Mr. Bean episode.

Chicken tenders are the surest sign that humans are supposed to die of explosive heart attacks around the age of 38.

You want me to spend my summer making baseball jokes and maybe touching Jose Bautista's beard? Then vote @mlbfancave:  http://mlbfancave.mlb.com/fancave/vote.jsp?fliqzid=4f65db04ab2944beac5aec26be4c898b …

The Timeline of Bryce Harper's Bender http://t.co/PunpsfdW

These recently discovered images of Seattle Pilots players are great: http://t.co/dvS4rkvc

Did you know that if you watched the Major League in reverse, you'd have the 2012 Indians season?

Oh man, the more I walk around San Francisco the more I want to live here and the more I'm reminded that LA is the worst.

I will be rooting for the Brewers this postseason for 3 reasons: Best Jewish player, best fat player, best Craig Counsell player.

This morning, Milk Bone's 1993 baseball card set featuring ballplayers, their pets, and very puffy hats:  http://bit.ly/XrOqMn