Mcfly fangirl just as much as we do
Tom: Star Wars
Danny: Bruce Springsteen
Dougie: Blink-182
Harry: Dougie

I don't see any reason why #equalmarriage shouldn't be allowed

Remember, Mondays are fine. It's your life that sucks.

Amazing New York Skyline with the new One World Trade Center #EarthPics pic.twitter.com/C2RZ7anbK3

Can't wait for America and North Korea to bump into each other at Eurovision haha that'll be awkward

Most beautiful sunrise I've ever seen pic.twitter.com/vYRM9jPje4

I wish I could google "things to eat in my fridge" so I wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed

The amount of hair I lose in a day makes me wonder why im not bald yet.

Band: "We're gonna tour the UK but not go to Scotland." pic.twitter.com/wd1XXY48B4

“@comedyortruth: Everyone's getting a boyfriend and you know what im getting

FATTER”
You know when your life is described in a tweet

“@ungradysizemore: @zachbraff If this movie is successful will you be bring us Dr. Acula?” If @vdoozer writes it, yes.

if anne hathaway doesnt say anne hatharrived every time she walks into a room she’s wasting a great opportunity

exactly pic.twitter.com/M1ng2pXPGR

"Wait for me, daddy!" A Canadian child runs to his father, who is marching towards the train to fight in WWII. 1940 pic.twitter.com/1NLsrEz3Fp

You have an embarrassing disease or illness, and you are too scared to go to the doctors, so you go on national TV in front of millions?

LAUGHING BC TRUE pic.twitter.com/U5B5JjVufq

"Is it the 26th yet? Then go fuck yourself!" - My response to "How you doing?" until I get my Arrested Development fix.

You can tell a woman wrote "How I met your mother" because it took 8 seasons to express a simple encounter.

If you're pregnant and still smoking then you're a cunt.

Oh and I met Matt Le Blanc in that dress. *skips away smugly*