You're 18 until you're 21

Either you think Chicago is the best city or you're wrong

Listen to Believe by Yellowcard today. Just do it. 9.11.01

Attention CTA passengers. CHANNING TATUM'S TWIN IS SITTING ACROSS FROM ME OMG SOMEONE HOLD ME

The Future Freaks Me Out by Motion City Soundtrack has been stuck in my head since seventh grade.

Fantasy football team includes Lisa Frank, Bill Clinton, Carly Simon, and approximately 423 sea otters WE WILL SHIT ON ALL OF YOU

“Instead of wondering when your next vacation is, maybe you should set up a life you don't need to escape from.”-Seth Godin

If you don't lead a somewhat awkward or embarrassing life, you're not really living.

RC is underrated.

Omg college football. My school doesn't have a teeeeeeam.

I love @daniellegskeet

We're gonna make a parody Ryan Larson twitter account.

I really, really wish dogs had longer lifespans. Some of them are more interesting than people. They deserve 40+ years at the very least.

Life tip #7: try not to give a fuck, ever

Life Tip #4: Have kids so you can have slaves

HOW IN THE FUCK IS THE USERNAME SNUGGLEBUS TAKEN. I am not as original as I thought. Brb while I drown in my teerz.

remember how lil wayne was actually sorta good in high school and everyone's fb album names were carter III lyrics? I do

later peasants

GO HOME ROGER

If this is all a dream, then I beg you to let me sleep. Cuz I've found something worth all I've given up