OMG this made me RIBL (roll in bed laughing): RT @lucytobin: Best shop sign ever? http://twitpic.com/5eforz (via @mandypandy32)

Here, ladies & gents, is my framed @twistedlilkitty drawing, the latest addition to my collection. Pretty in silver! http://t.co/68pH24UV

Niagara Falls lit in rainbow colours for the 1st day of same sex marriages in New York state http://t.co/UslP33t - awesome! [via Mefi]

The River Song storyline kinda sucks. SHE is meant to get younger as the actress gets older. Really shows watching this 1st one again.

@swissmiss so I have to endure the screaming child, CAN'T complain to the parents since they can't help it, and can't even TWEET about it?

Surely the Amazon marketplace fee hike is a lesson in... something or other. Don't make your existence dependent on a big corporation. :|

Eyewitness reports of the helicopter crash are a treasure trove of "I literally.... [something that does not require a ''literally']"

@caspararemi you need a dish brush. Mine ages for me now, sitting in its Ikea tin. Dorian Gray style.

@vickyjo @tomcoates @salihughes see statement from Hallmark here  http://bit.ly/SLT6vz 

Penis chapstick holder  http://www.etsy.com/listing/54255719/penis-chapstick-holder-keychain-pink … I'm sorry, but this is absolutely brilliant! #dowant

THIS IS WHAT THE INTERNET IS FOR!!! “@joethedough: OH GOD STOP EVERYTHING. “@alexanderpwalsh: Poom! This is important  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIePsbJSS04&feature=youtube_gdata_player …”

Eeeeeeep @amandapalmer ticket!!!!!!!!! Thank yooooouuuuu @dolanchap!!! *so excited* http://t.co/P7nthjps

@amandapalmer UK, digital marketing, don’t need to, have NHS (no private insurance, maybe one day *cough*).

Laleh is most pirated artist in Sweden. What an honour! http://t.co/mLPmjHCy (and Ed Sheeran here, yawn)

Note to self: Another London at @tate, Queen at Nat'l Portrait Gallery, Dennis Severs' House. #londontodo

@anniewildfire great (but expensive) way to cheat at rainbow patchwork! *heheh* http://t.co/2uR2OYKE

Aaaand here, ladies and gentlemen, is my finished rainbow skirt http://t.co/DxyECpMA #proudseamstress

"Makes me happy" #febphotoaday http://t.co/enRckx7d - this will come as no surprise to anyone!

@brightonhovecc I commend your dedication!!!! ^_^

Why does @brightonhovecc retweet things at 11pm? Shouldn't you people be at home doing non-work stuff?