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$1,248,123,904,749 spent, over 6000 soldiers dead and 180,000 killed so far to avenge the deaths of 2973 people. Trust me, we won't forget.
My obituary will read: He's now dead on the outside too.
It would make more sense to put a teacher in every gun shop.
Walking my dog is like flying a retarded kite.
Columbus Day sale? So does that mean I can just walk into your store and take whatever I want?
Taking pictures with an iPad is the new fanny pack.
Reese Witherspoon was hit by a car while she was out jogging. More proof that exercise is dangerous and should be avoided at all costs.
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you, you love a boomerang.
Too dumb for science? Try religion!
Don't die a virgin or you'll spend eternity fucking a terrorist.
“RIP.” - Christian tombstone
“BRB.” - Buddhist tombstone
New law: Churches that discriminate against race, gender or sexual orientation lose tax free status. Goodbye debt, hello surplus!
If your mind is so closed, why is your mouth so open?
Q: How many NRA spokesmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: More guns.
When God closes a door, it's because Jesus left it open. He was born in a barn, you know.
I can't stand it when people don't know the difference between your and you're. There so stupid.
"Save yourselves." - Republican Jesus
Elizabeth Taylor was an actress, a philanthropist, a mother, a wife, a wife, a wife, a wife, a wife, a wife, and a wife.
Marijuana is not a gateway drug that leads to harder drugs. It's more of a drive thru drug that leads to french fries and Frosties.
I'm all for saving the world, just not necessarily the people. Now available on http://Witstream.com!
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