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"MOM!!! Come help me drop this liquid xanax in my asshole!"
Just locked a fart in the bank vault.
The word "shaft" is just so universal.
Do you remember where you were when you found out WWF wrestling wasn't real?
My moms boyfriend just called the dog his little blumpkin... should I even try to explain to him what he just said?
Teller training day 6: if a robber hands you a bomb, do not offer it back to him.
I wish, I wish, with all my heart, to fly with dragons, in a land apart.