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Customer takes a pair of trousers into tailor shop in ancient Athens. "Euripides" exclaims the tailor. "Eumenides" replies the customer
Politician (n.) - someone who thinks twice before saying nothing.
A pun is its own reword.
Horloge! dieu sinistre, effrayant, impassible/Dont le doigt nous menace et nous dit: Souviens-toi! - Baudelaire "L'horloge"
Suburbia (n.) - where they cut down all the trees to make room for the houses, then name all the streets after trees.
Photons have mass? Didn't even know they were Catholic.
Dear God, Please make my life more boring.
Punambuliste. Verbal contortionist. #Contemporaryart. #SaveLives #Support.#TrafficJustice.