@evilinkcomics yea that's a zombie @claudiopsanchez taking a bite out of me, can't thank aaron kuder enough http://t.co/y05C8nlv

If you regularly shop at @walmart then it safe to assume that I hate your guts.

If the government started putting sterilization formula in all food sold @walmart, I'm sure not even conspiracy theorists would be upset.

@chonnye maybe dress like the lead singer of the band Ghost http://t.co/KsXV04ao

If you're interested in participating in #CoheedChristmas2011 send me a PM with your name and address, please RT

@the_james_champ it's only natural that you thought it was me, when I get weird stuff on there I always think that it's @halobear11

@halobear11 enjoy it shit-hawk

Remember when MadTV didn't suck? Yeah, me neither.

@chonnye @weerd_science @coheed I hate a lot of things but I don't have the capacity to hate wind pants.

@priseambellina HI, welcome to the support group

So I haven't heard from her since Thursday night so in Dustin-logic its time to freak the fuck out and assume its over.

@halobear11 Savannah the day you stop posting is the day I delete my account

Look at this jerk #AndrewTheCat pic.twitter.com/FOGhkQBa

Self induced stress is the best.

@halobear11 your tumblr is legitimately terrifying

@chonnye digital? pfffttt i take a REAL 8 ball of the table and ask my friends questions before i throw it at them #thatshowitsdone

@robdelaney remember when you were one of the funniest twitter accounts there was and not just another self righteous democrat?

Sales tip for @walmart: dim the fucking lights, I don't need to see these people.

I'm not sure if I ever get my vaccination for cooties.

This meal was meant for somebody special, but she bailed. Now its up for grabs. C'mon up to the house and ge  http://instagr.am/p/RlcqcsCf24/