"whoops whoops whoops whoops whoops whoops whoops whoops whoops whoops whoops whoops whoops whoops" -me slipping on thousands of bananas

i want the responsibilities of a child and the priveleges of an adult and still be a teen

taking someone out to eat is basically paying to add poop to their body

#howtokeeparelationship touhc butt

"55! 16! 81 OH SHIT IT'S DRACULA" -number yelling football guy, interrupted by dracula

RT if you want @beebee880 to get a million followers plz RT

hey you! with the depression! *everyone on twitter turns around*

what if guys had to put makeup on their dick+balls

how terrible of a person do you have to be to find water unpalatable

unfollow me unless you're corn

in conclusion i should play with legos in my room and not downstairs where people can see it

RT this if you think about #Suicide every day! ;)

What If Its Raining Cats And Dogs And Some Of Then Fall Into A Burning Building ;( Or A volcane

weed+sex is a rlly good combination *gets pregnant*

kill me please .com

hot taco meat rains down on a titty #ominousevents

rt this if you are sad and pathetic

listen to kate bush #lifehacks

i wish i had the courage not to cry whenever my dog calls me a slut

"hahahah," said the boy, because nothing was real.