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Privacy advocates today condemned freshly-fallen snow: "It keeps a detailed, unencrypted record of your movements, with no opt-out policy."
I don't know, I'm kind of enjoying Twitter's new "People You Deliberately Don't Follow" feature.
Star Trek: TNG gets 100x funnier when you assume Data actually does have emotions, he’s just being a passive-aggressive dick to everyone.
HEY EVERYBODY THE PLANE JUST LANDED THREE SECONDS AGO LET'S ALL GET UP AND STAND IN THE AISLE FOR TWENTY MINUTES.
Telling people you're not on Facebook is the new telling people you don't own a television.
"What's the girl version of 'bromance'?" "There isn't one. Girls just have feelings. We don't need a hipster word for being friends."
Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a harder battle.
Telling a 13-year-old girl to cut herself and get an eating disorder because she wrote an annoying pop song? Fuck you, Internet. Fuck you.
I forgot that Ferengi called all women "females." They must run Space Reddit. #DS9
If this week were a person I would push it down a flight of stairs.
I don't know about you, but I only crack jokes about the Republican candidates to mask my nauseous terror at what the world actually is now.
If you don't believe our society is catastrophically fucked up about gender performance I'd like to remind you of the word "metrosexual".
I was all "I'm up early for once!" and then my ADD was all "I wonder what's on Facebook?" and then my bus was all "vroom, missed me, sucka."
"He's so Canadian, he'd hold a revolving door for you."
Disappointed that there still hasn't been a gritty reboot of Teddy Ruxpin.
I'd hate to see Santorum stain the fabric of such a great nation.
The butterflies in my stomach have flown up through my throat and learned to love the open air, the open air