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Privacy advocates today condemned freshly-fallen snow: "It keeps a detailed, unencrypted record of your movements, with no opt-out policy."
I don't know, I'm kind of enjoying Twitter's new "People You Deliberately Don't Follow" feature.
I'll never get RT'd by @qikipedia for knowing something interesting because the most interesting things I know I learned from QI.
Star Trek: TNG gets 100x funnier when you assume Data actually does have emotions, he’s just being a passive-aggressive dick to everyone.
HEY EVERYBODY THE PLANE JUST LANDED THREE SECONDS AGO LET'S ALL GET UP AND STAND IN THE AISLE FOR TWENTY MINUTES.
You fuckers.
Telling people you're not on Facebook is the new telling people you don't own a television.
"What's the girl version of 'bromance'?" "There isn't one. Girls just have feelings. We don't need a hipster word for being friends."
Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a harder battle.
Against Decepticons.
Telling a 13-year-old girl to cut herself and get an eating disorder because she wrote an annoying pop song? Fuck you, Internet. Fuck you.
Hey Apple, this is transphobia and it's fucking gross: http://solarbird.livejournal.com/980121.html.
I forgot that Ferengi called all women "females." They must run Space Reddit. #DS9
I don't know about you, but I only crack jokes about the Republican candidates to mask my nauseous terror at what the world actually is now.
If you don't believe our society is catastrophically fucked up about gender performance I'd like to remind you of the word "metrosexual".
I was all "I'm up early for once!" and then my ADD was all "I wonder what's on Facebook?" and then my bus was all "vroom, missed me, sucka."
Disappointed that there still hasn't been a gritty reboot of Teddy Ruxpin.
The butterflies in my stomach have flown up through my throat and learned to love the open air, the open air
