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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me 14256987899 times, you are probably the Indian Government.
A cost in 'Costa', a fee in 'Cafe Coffee Day', bucks in 'Starbucks', these coffee shops are a bloody rip off.
Stud tip: When drinking at a pub & a popular track is played, sing the lyrics you know & sip alcohol off your glass for lyrics you don't.
Beauty lies in the files of the hidden folder.
Q: Why won't Meira Kumar and Eminem ever get along? A: Because everytime Eminem says 'Please stand up', she'd say 'Kripya baith jaiye'.
Mothers are real life Autocorrects.
2 minute silence for all those unpaid Kingfisher airlines employees who are watching RCB splurging money on players at the IPL Auction.
If a man says you're ugly, he's jealous. If a woman says you're ugly, she's being mean. If a little kid says you're ugly, you're ugly.
Hey guys, a friend is looking for a 1BHK flat in Mumbai and instead of posting for help on Twitter, I directed him to a broker. Please Fav.
I'm sorry but when you say you are pursuing engineering, it means you're going through 4 years of practice for an MBA entrance test right?
The lamest technology myth ever has to be the one where people believe that repeatedly refreshing desktop icons makes a computer run faster.
A rapist's face is covered by a black cloth while the face of a rape victim is made public. I love my country.
This country would've been less crowded if Gandhiji had decided to add a fourth monkey with his hands on his crotch saying "Bura mat karo".
I was one of those people who switched off their Television sets the moment Sachin Tendulkar got out. RIP ODI Cricket.
Heartbreaks lead to liver problems.
Pranab Mukherjee will soon move into Rashtrapati Bhavan. IT guys have been instructed to set MakeMyTrip as his internet browser homepage.
Shahid Kapoor fans call themselves Shanatics. Well, going by how popular and intelligent he is, his fans should be called Lunatics instead.
Twitter: Follow strangers and run away from friends.
An Apple Map a day keeps everyone away.
Twitter is to us what daily soaps are to Mothers.