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  • cliffordsouza
      Clifford @cliffordsouza

    Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me 14256987899 times, you are probably the Indian Government.

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  • cliffordsouza
      Clifford @cliffordsouza

    A cost in 'Costa', a fee in 'Cafe Coffee Day', bucks in 'Starbucks', these coffee shops are a bloody rip off.

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  • cliffordsouza
      Clifford @cliffordsouza

    Stud tip: When drinking at a pub & a popular track is played, sing the lyrics you know & sip alcohol off your glass for lyrics you don't.

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  • cliffordsouza
      Clifford @cliffordsouza

    Beauty lies in the files of the hidden folder.

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  • cliffordsouza
      Clifford @cliffordsouza

    Q: Why won't Meira Kumar and Eminem ever get along? A: Because everytime Eminem says 'Please stand up', she'd say 'Kripya baith jaiye'.

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  • cliffordsouza
      Clifford @cliffordsouza

    Mothers are real life Autocorrects.

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  • cliffordsouza
      Clifford @cliffordsouza

    2 minute silence for all those unpaid Kingfisher airlines employees who are watching RCB splurging money on players at the IPL Auction.

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  • cliffordsouza
      Clifford @cliffordsouza

    If a man says you're ugly, he's jealous. If a woman says you're ugly, she's being mean. If a little kid says you're ugly, you're ugly.

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  • cliffordsouza
      Clifford @cliffordsouza

    Hey guys, a friend is looking for a 1BHK flat in Mumbai and instead of posting for help on Twitter, I directed him to a broker. Please Fav.

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  • cliffordsouza
      Clifford @cliffordsouza

    I'm sorry but when you say you are pursuing engineering, it means you're going through 4 years of practice for an MBA entrance test right?

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  • cliffordsouza
      Clifford @cliffordsouza

    The lamest technology myth ever has to be the one where people believe that repeatedly refreshing desktop icons makes a computer run faster.

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  • cliffordsouza
      Clifford @cliffordsouza

    A rapist's face is covered by a black cloth while the face of a rape victim is made public. I love my country.

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  • cliffordsouza
      Clifford @cliffordsouza

    This country would've been less crowded if Gandhiji had decided to add a fourth monkey with his hands on his crotch saying "Bura mat karo".

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  • cliffordsouza
      Clifford @cliffordsouza

    I was one of those people who switched off their Television sets the moment Sachin Tendulkar got out. RIP ODI Cricket.

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  • cliffordsouza
      Clifford @cliffordsouza

    Heartbreaks lead to liver problems.

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  • cliffordsouza
      Clifford @cliffordsouza

    Pranab Mukherjee will soon move into Rashtrapati Bhavan. IT guys have been instructed to set MakeMyTrip as his internet browser homepage.

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  • cliffordsouza
      Clifford @cliffordsouza

    Shahid Kapoor fans call themselves Shanatics. Well, going by how popular and intelligent he is, his fans should be called Lunatics instead.

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  • cliffordsouza
      Clifford @cliffordsouza

    Twitter: Follow strangers and run away from friends.

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  • cliffordsouza
      Clifford @cliffordsouza

    An Apple Map a day keeps everyone away.

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  • cliffordsouza
      Clifford @cliffordsouza

    Twitter is to us what daily soaps are to Mothers.

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