The date is over when I kick you from the speeding van

@shazzalm @shoutinggoddess hope you're willing to share cause this chicky is on the Twitter most wanted list!

My day doesn't start til I read @1knotwhole @iamenidcoleslaw @shoutinggoddess @talkshitguy @thenaughtynymph @yourunicorn follow them now ;)

If violence isn't the answer, what the Fuck was the question??

The awkward moment when you see your friend make a stupid decision while under the influence of emotions....

@shelldash might as well see what else you can get up there till the red tapes all taken care of.... :P

@shelldash You're gonna need a spotter and more than likely a spitter.... :o

@elwoodjamesm Always.

@shoutinggoddess Happy Birthday my darling!

@archerdalton @shoutinggoddess back off. She's my bitch.

@courtchristine Beautiful! Perfect!

@groseragirl I will follow based on this tweet alone.

Hypothetical question. How long does it take for this Fucker to develop Stockholm syndrome....

Pretty sure I've reached a whole new level of cynicism......my passive aggressive side blames everyone else #offmymeds

@nospankyou actually that's exactly right

@broiledskintags that makes you ok in my book

@getoffendedbone I would consider it a public service.