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Voluptuous women are sex personified. Silly rabbit, twigs are for kids!
People don’t use you. You allow yourself to be used. There’s a fine line, but it exists.
Ladies, if you drive stick, I'll fuck you on principle.
I have a hard time figuring out if I'm an ass man, a tit guy, a foot lover, an eyes fan... fuck it, women are just beautiful!
Confidence is sexy. Overconfidence is not.
Relationships require love, intimacy. trust, communication and mutual respect. Without one of the above, you're probably just fucking.
Okay time to clean house. I mean clean and check Twitter once or twice. I mean Tweet and clean once or twice. I mean fuck cleaning.
That is all.
How are pornstars with long fingernails able to finger their own assholes without causing a fissure? These are the questions that plague me.
PLEASE NOTE: Your starfuckings are the only action I get. Please be kind.
Related: Retweets make me orgasm.
I’m positive, I’m negative, I love, I hate, I desire, I push away, I accept, I deny, I share, I covet.
Most of all, I’m human.
We're not even together and my heart might just belong to you already.
I don’t fuck around.
Except when I’m fucking around.
Related: I’m always fucking around.
If you want her, need her, go and get her. Don’t let her slip away. Don’t require that she come to you. Make it happen, make her yours.
Sometimes a woman is at her most beautiful when she's not trying to be beautiful at all.
I just starred your tweet. Wanna fuck?
Blondes have more fun, but Redheads give better head... and fuck better... and spread wider... and taste better... and ride like cowgirls...
Guys, trying to impress a woman on Twitter: a) have a good understanding of the English language, and b) spell simple words correctly!
I love the word "succulent", especially when it's in the same sentence as the word "cunt".
Fuck you, blurry avi!
Tweets are not the opinion of management. For entertainment only. These are not the 'droids you seek. Honey badger don't give a SHIT! Nugget is a proper noun.