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Him: Seriously? Drinking in your underwear?!
Me: So?
Him: 10's having a sleepover.
Me: Oops.
Him: Whatever Mrs. Robinson.
Me: So?
Him: 10's having a sleepover.
Me: Oops.
Him: Whatever Mrs. Robinson.
OK... off to go get drunk with sales reps and customers. If my new avatar looks like a porn bot, then mission accomplished!
Thanks for the dressing down boss, but I really didn't need an excuse, I was going to drink tonight anyway.
Have a parent teacher confence today because of our obstreperous 10yr old. But first have to explain to hubs what that means.
I don't care about getting stars. I would never stoop to low tactics to get them. BTW: Did I ever mention that I'm curious about lesbianism?
Business trips used to be so much fun what with all the drinking and sex. But now it's all "professional". Thanks career... and marriage.
Turns out, if there's caffeine or alcohol in it, I'll drink it. And if it has both? Well, let's just say Bourbon Frappacino is a thing now.
Thank goodness! The cleaning lady is here today.
How much extra do I need to give her to coat me in scrubbing bubbles and then hose me down?
How much extra do I need to give her to coat me in scrubbing bubbles and then hose me down?
Might have to stop drinking wine in the living room.
Or just wait about a week and I'll have a completely Merlot-colored rug.
Or just wait about a week and I'll have a completely Merlot-colored rug.
Found 2 naked with a puddle of pee and an empty box of cookies next to him.
Sheer glee on his face.
Yes love, it IS good to be the king.
Sheer glee on his face.
Yes love, it IS good to be the king.
Nothing like a beautiful long weekend to really put it into persepctive that, other than the money, working is a complete waste of my time.
By the looks of the people about to board this plane with me, I think it's safe to assume I'm not gonna quite 'blend in' in Boise.
Visual for the ladies out there:
Hubs in his boxers, fridge door open, shovelling cold lasagna into mouth.
Jealous?
Yeah, I thought so.
Hubs in his boxers, fridge door open, shovelling cold lasagna into mouth.
Jealous?
Yeah, I thought so.
Best. Shower. Ever!
Well, maybe not ever, but definitely the best one this week.
Fine. It was the only shower I took this week.
Well, maybe not ever, but definitely the best one this week.
Fine. It was the only shower I took this week.
I brought the pistachios, wine AND laptop to bed all in one trip!
PS: Don't tell the hubs or my boss that I'm this good at multitasking.
PS: Don't tell the hubs or my boss that I'm this good at multitasking.
I'm just playing a little drinking game. Every time Jon and Kate say something about "it's all for thier kids", I drink. PS: I'm wasted.
I almost got carried away when the hubs made a pass at me.
Then I remembered I'm a professional. Must wait for money to change hands first.
Then I remembered I'm a professional. Must wait for money to change hands first.
I'll have another slice of cheescake, another glass of chianti and my self respect back please. Fine, just hand over cake and wine already.
Today's forecast: Hazy, Hot and How did my career become such an albatross.
Tomorrow's forecast: Hazy, Hot and Hungover.
Tomorrow's forecast: Hazy, Hot and Hungover.
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