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Hubs & I spent the day recreating our first date. He thinks it's really romantic. He doesn't remember I didn't put out that night.
I think my left boob is bigger than my right boob. Or my left hand is smaller than my right hand.
Or maybe I just like feeling myself up.
Or maybe I just like feeling myself up.
Picking chicken teryaki out of my cleavage cuz I'm classy, but leaving some in there for my husband to find later cuz I'm also thoughtful
Some asshole just called me a narcissist. At least, I think he was talking about me. Let's face it, he was most likely talking about me.
I don't have a mean bone in my body. But if I keep annoying my husband, maybe I'll have one in there later tonight.
Partied like a rock star last night. Unfortunately the rock star was John Mayer. Bitch can't hold his liquor...
Being Me.
Con: You forget you're in public and eat an M&M off the floor.
Pro: One more M&M in mah tummeh!!
Con: You forget you're in public and eat an M&M off the floor.
Pro: One more M&M in mah tummeh!!
I want to know this parking attendant in the biblical sense. By which I mean I want to communicate with him via my burning bush.
The only thing better than having a professor walk in & see a picture of a big red dildo open on your computer is getting to tweet about it
Reading porn based on Jane Austen's Pride & Prejudice. Yes reading. Porn. Pride & Prejudice. Im about to have the most civilized orgasm EVER
I plan to go the entire day without changing out of my pajamas. So, yeah, I know what it's like to have people be jealous of me.
I just realized I can hear the neighbor talking to her cat from my bedroom. Also that this woman knows A LOT about what turns me on.
Day 1 of new healthy diet - Ate a peach. Then chucked peach pit at coworker and told him to fuck off.
Am liking healthy lifestyle
Am liking healthy lifestyle
If PMS were a superpower, I'd take over the whole freaking world. And then have some ice cream and a good cry.
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