Now I know why it's called the 2 party system cause I'm about 2 PARTY!!!!

Avoiding CJ because he is trying to pluck my eyebrows. It's hard because our apartment is one room.

Under Frida Kahlo on Google doc: UNIBROW, esposa de Diego Rivera.

Ignorant swine! Maybe include ONE OF THE BEST FEMALE ARTISTS EVER. #dumz

@mitchellzoomom Don't worry mom I have a diet coke by my side it will all be okay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yesterday I was typing something and I wrote Bed Bath and Beyonce.

BYU suggestion box: remove piano from wilk.

Just heard a student say "holy f---" THAT IS THE GRAVITY OF THE SITUATION

She told me to wear a pantsuit...you think I have a pantsuit? I am an unemployed twenty-something cockroach killer. Not Hilary Clinton.

"Hey, I need to ask you something. I was looking at your tampon box & it says 'unscented.' So there are scented tampons?!" @cjchacon21 #ROFL

Just lying on my air mattress contemplating whether or not I want my future daughters to have Barbies. #feministprobs #LIVINTHEDREAM

So what exactly does it mean for a cockroach to fulfill the measure of its creation? THAT'S WHAT I'D LIKE TO KNOW!

SoHo is my food heaven. And also my regular heaven.

Meet u @ McDonald's 4 drinks. xoxo, GGG {ghetto gossip girl}

WE WANT MO MOMOFUKU @cjchacon21 @go_barret_go #CRACKPIE #CRACKPIPE

In the subways there are signs that say "If you see something, say something." I see a homeless man eating garbage & I'm saying something!!

Stack stackin' my gift cards my wallet look like a Bible. #TARGET

I hunted that damn cockroach and I sprayed it until it died.

You've always been my favorite sister Caitlin and I love you so be careful in Manhattan. -Quinn's entry in my guestbook. SOBBING!!!

CJ is dead asleep and I'm not even tired someone tell me what to do wasn't prepared for this part of wifehood

Wish someone was making a reality show about our first trip to the bank together. #ROFL @cjchacon21