I wish I would have studied as hard as I have sex. I'd be a fucking genius.

@speelyfreaking I leave slime trails wherever I go SLUG LIFE

i need to learn to love myself before i want someone to love me.

Spontaneous sex over everythanggg.

Woah, iPhone! That ain't what I was tryna say! http://t.co/ahBZdQyT

for a good clean feeling; no matter twat

i'm fucking weird.

It helps that the people who wear frames without lenses are also the people I want to poke right in the eyes.

@bananageorge I need you. By "I" I mean my vag, & by "you" I mean your disco stick.

@laurennluluu I can honestly say I miss our sisterly punch/hit/smack fights the most. & Me running for dear life while you chase me down. 😹💚

About to watch Diary of A Wimpy Kid 3: Dog Days. Wish @laurennluluu was here for this.

& yeah my Instagram is the same as my twitter name. but I suck dick

@merrittishigh no one wants to know about your butthole

You know you're washed up when you end up on an Old Navy commercial. #backstreetsback

@laurennluluu #booboosneeze

Map Quest should really start the directions at #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

Good luck with that, you asshole.

I need a good bang

@xtaylorpilk I bought us tickets! You can cross it off your bucket list now 👍 http://t.co/iah70uOq

this is how i feel about you http://t.co/orFlgbQw