@charlesadler. What kind of losers are we in Canada. We want a convicted murderer back here? Give your heads a shake...grow a pair.

I've been asked if I'm a pervert....I was shocked and offended....I kind of assumed it was obvious...

@ninja_tonia112 @jay_otay did someone say motorboat...

It was a misunderstanding. Thought my parents said children should be obscene and not heard. This partially explains my early teenage years.

Of course I know Jesus....he cuts the lawns where I live.

First date fail....you're pretty good....but your mom does that thing with her tongue....

Why are you still here...did you miss the part where I told you the bus fare is with your purse at the door?

@queenofurunivrs roflmao. I think I love you already....lol

Some people should ask for a refund on the anger management course they took.....

@fauxwoods @douchyrandymoss Phillip Phillips had very lazy parents.

@vaginarcissist now I will never be able to sit again just on the off chance you are near.

@bristolsweets @vaginarcissist some women are way to judgmental.

@bristolsweets don't know ya but thinking I'm in luv....

@kab0b @johngormleylive @premierbradwall ya think. We move forward to be knocked back all the time.

@charlesadler @marksteyn someone tell me why we are obligated. Send him to his country of origin. Good riddance.

@dandringle there is twisted logic in there that I somehow sm strangely drawn to...like when Darth discovered the dark side.

Weekend is almost over.....I straightened my pubes for this?

"@fannypatch: What happens in my mouth, stays in my mouth.". Don't know this lady...but think I love her.

@jwjeffy @charlesadler if there is to ever be an argument for the death penalty...these two make it.

#HIW. Thanks guys for making fun night for my grandson. Pair of classy guys taking time for the kids at end of night. http://t.co/zlgfW5K3